RSSCruise line drags around a dead whale, calls it “New Attraction”
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Alright, so I exaggerate. However, as if the cruise ship industry has not tanked far enough in this economic depression, one of these ships hauled a gigantic stinky dead fish all the way back to the tourist port. See the story here:
Dead Whale Gets Stuck in Cruise Ship Bow
No one knows the circumstance yet, but I am relieved that there is finally a real story where P.I.T.A. can justifiably protest and not look like a bunch of whack jobs. Here is a suggested line of attack for P.I.T.A. to approach the cruse line:
“Didn’t your pilot feel the whale collision? Or did the pilot know the whale was there but not have the correct tools for dislodging a whale body from the ship? Are you prepared to invest in whale-dislodging equipment for your next Caribbean cruise?”
JBM
