Name suggestions for ACORN
ACORN offices are changing their names around the country. They are keeping their same employees and their same tax identification numbers, but will attempt to hide in shame using aliases. I thought I would provide some suggestions for names.
TOP SUGGESTED NAMES FOR ACORN BRANCH OFFICES
1) Walnut (Wild And Looney Nuts Undercover Today)
2) POOP (Previously Ostercised Operational Politics)
3) PECAN (Prostitution Easily Can Annoy Non-leftists)
4) CASHEW (Communists And Socialists Helping Elevate Welfare)
Feel free to share your ideas! There are thousands of branch offices doing covert leftist political work, prostitution, drug smuggling, and more, and they all will need unique names so that you cannot find them.
JBM